Thursday, October 27, 2011

Magglio Has Moves Like Old Mick Jagger

Does my cat have swagger? Yes he does. So please go vote for Magglio.

Vote here. Vote often, like, every time you get on the internets.

Why does Magglio have swagger? Well, here's a picture:

Go vote for him. 

Saturday, October 22, 2011

All For What Now?

Gretch and I went to see "The Three Musketeers". I have thoughts. I will try to make it non spoilery.

MR. DARCY! (Matthew Macfadyen)
PERCY JACKSON! (also, the kid from the horrible movie, "The Number 23")
Lots of other actors, who were not French, but were pretending to be French but had English Accents.
What is up with D'Artagnan's haircut? It looked like he cut his bangs too short, because he did. Sorry hairdressers, it looked BAD.
Orlando Bloom told the King Louis that he was RETRO. WHAT? No, i know this is not historically accurate. I don't know that much about this time period, but that cannot be correct.
The music was very "Pirates of the Caribbean" which, i guess makes sense, because Will Turner was in the movie.
There is a character i like to call, "Lord Eye Patch" if you see the movie, you will understand.
Also, the uber baddy, from "Inglourious Basterds" was in it too. Christoph Waltz, and you love to hate that guy, he's such a good actor. And the Resident Evil chick, Milla Jovovich is pretty good too.

All and all, i DID like it, it was cheezy, yes, and i couldn't help think about the Chris O'Donnell, Charlie Sheen and Keifer Sutherland version of my youth. (oh jeez, that movie came out in 1993, good gravy) and the Gene Kelly version.

I think i need to rewatch the 1993 version. You know, for nostalgia and stuffs.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

And Then....There was No Baseball For Jill

My baseball team is done for the year.
I got an extra two weeks in my season though.
We beat the yankees.
We had a FANTASTICAL year.
I love you guys. See you in MARCH. Go rest up, and JV stay single, *wink* lol.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

A Serenity Prayer Tigers Fans by Jen

Here's this. I think it's a good time for it. 

A Serenity Prayer For Jill, And All Tigers Fans by Jen.

God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change,
Like when pitchers get injured playing Wii sports
or the price of a hot dog at the CoPa;
courage to change the things I can,
by throwing out statistics from last season
to silence the naysayers this season.

Living one game at a time;
Enjoying one inning at a time;
Accepting losses and trades as the pathway to a better team eventually;
Taking, as Leyland did, this floundering team
as it was, not as we would have it;
Trusting that he will make all things right
while wearing his mirrored shades;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life
even if they don't make it to the World Series
and supremely happy in the next season.
Play ball, Amen"