Saturday, October 22, 2011

All For What Now?

Gretch and I went to see "The Three Musketeers". I have thoughts. I will try to make it non spoilery.

MR. DARCY! (Matthew Macfadyen)
PERCY JACKSON! (also, the kid from the horrible movie, "The Number 23")
Lots of other actors, who were not French, but were pretending to be French but had English Accents.
What is up with D'Artagnan's haircut? It looked like he cut his bangs too short, because he did. Sorry hairdressers, it looked BAD.
Orlando Bloom told the King Louis that he was RETRO. WHAT? No, i know this is not historically accurate. I don't know that much about this time period, but that cannot be correct.
The music was very "Pirates of the Caribbean" which, i guess makes sense, because Will Turner was in the movie.
There is a character i like to call, "Lord Eye Patch" if you see the movie, you will understand.
Also, the uber baddy, from "Inglourious Basterds" was in it too. Christoph Waltz, and you love to hate that guy, he's such a good actor. And the Resident Evil chick, Milla Jovovich is pretty good too.

All and all, i DID like it, it was cheezy, yes, and i couldn't help think about the Chris O'Donnell, Charlie Sheen and Keifer Sutherland version of my youth. (oh jeez, that movie came out in 1993, good gravy) and the Gene Kelly version.

I think i need to rewatch the 1993 version. You know, for nostalgia and stuffs.

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